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Friday, November 23, 2012

Domain Shortening: European Commission Announces International Plan

The  European Commission has just announced an  agreement whereby English will be the official  language of the European Union rather than  German, which was the other possibility.

As part of  the negotiations, the  British Government conceded that English spelling had some room  for  improvement and has accepted a 5- year  phase-in plan that would become  known as  "Euro-English".

In the  first year, "s" will  replace the soft  "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil  servants jump  with joy. The hard "c" will  be dropped in favour of "k". This should  klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one  less  letter.

There   will be growing publik enthusiasm in  the  sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be  replaced with "f"..  This will make words  like fotograf 20%  shorter.

In  the  3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new  spelling kan be expekted  to reach the  stage where more komplikated changes are   possible.

Governments  will enkourage the removal of double   letters which have always ben a deterent to  akurate  speling.

Also, al  wil agre that the horibl mes of the  silent  "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should  go  away.

By the 4th  yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such   as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze  fifz  yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd  from  vordskontaining "ou"  and after  ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil   sensi bl  riten  styl.

Zer  vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun  vil  find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze  drem of a united urop vil finali  kum tru.

Und   efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German  like zey vunted in ze  forst plas.

If zis mad  you smil, pleas pas on to oza   pepl.

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